AIM FOR THE HEAD
by scbarber
Gather round, all who hear,
and witness my sage advice.
They come, they come without fear,
they come to feast upon our flesh.
Shambling, moaning, groaning
they come, but slowly.
Arm thyselves with weapons of
head-wounding.
Mockery of crockery shall no longer persist,
once it be known that such shall save our doomed race.
Bats, too, sticks, clubs, crowbars,
all shall prove useful against the undead hordes.
Aim for the head, or you'll be dead.
Destroy the brain, or remove the head.
This will stop their locomotion
and quell their ungodly hunger.
Choose your weapon.
Aim for the head.
DON'T MISS!
(or they will eat your brains)