2007.03.29 22:15
Score: None

To taste no more

by scbarber

"I saw it! I saw it",
quoth the blind little boy.

"What did you see, dear?"
Asked his deaf mother.

"I saw an invisible pink unicorn!"
he exclaimed.

She screamed.
She sobbed.
"Oh no! What will she take
from us now?"

"Please, invisible pink unicorn.
Please. You've taken his site,
and you've taken my sound.
What more do you want?"

"Your taste," came the ethereal
reply, to the reader.

My . . . how tasteless this is.

2008.04.17 19:38
Score: None

Butter in a jar!

by scbarber

Butter.
In a jar.
How did it
get there
from far?

Invisible
Pink
Unicorn
Butter
Fairies.

DUH!