SPAM

Spam, oh spam
why do you love me so?
You are full of fat,
and processed meat,
and other drugs and mortgages.
Spam. YOU'RE JUNK!

What is email?

Pssst. Hey buddy,
want a r0l3x? It's not fake.

Y0 d00d! Ur girlfriend
says j00 needs some enhancement!

Mortgage! Mortgage!
Wooooo mortgage!!!

Email: it's what runs business.