2008.03.13 23:49
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HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

by scbarber

You're . . . you're . . .
PREGNANT?!?

2008.10.17 21:31
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Driver.count()++

by scbarber

Pregnant.
A bun, in the oven.
This is the state
she is Driven to.

A new Driver,
but unlicensed.
Insurance?
Bah!

Congrats!
Sleep is overrated,
but Dadness is underrated.

Gooden lucken
you silly man.
Five kids is more than
forefathers you know.