Which way is North
Up? Down? Left or Right,
Who cares, so why fight?
North is north and South is not.
East is West but the West is hot.
Why oh North do you elude me so?
Do you prefer the average Joe?
I declare a war on North.
Look at all the trouble he has brought forth.
In the ether we don't care
which way to comb our hair,
so why must we know
which way to go?
In the end, at the end of the day
I'll just say "North is that way."
