2008.02.14 21:48
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Cupid vs. Ninja

by scbarber

Fat and docile.
Chubby and slow.
Winged and diapered
he ain't got much to show.

Bow and arrow
hit their mark
but death they do not bring,
what a lark.

Sleek and shadowy.
Legendary and invisible.
Wrapped all in black
only the eyes visible.

Shuriken, knife, sword,
and smoke bomb et al
will spell your doom.
Ninja will be your downfall.

2008.02.14 21:37
Score: None

Valentine Ninja

by scbarber

Black as night.
Sneaking quietly
to and fro.

Delivering sweet death
by chocolate
to a sweetheart near you.

Who said love
doesn't hurt
when the Valentine Ninja is around?