Ode to Nev (with apologies to "So I Married an Axe Murderer)

"Please give me more time",
he cried in a spare moment.
Does this poem rhyme?

symbols

Oh nev, why do you hate symbols so?
Plagued by the dread of PHP you are,
An ugly language with broken comparitors.

Perhaps re-indocrination is all that's needed,
To see, that symbols are the way of the future.
Long live ruby.