2007.03.29 22:29
Score: None

Chili Dog on a Thursday

by englishw

Oh you look so good!
The light seems to roll over each sause covered bean.
Oh you look so good!
Ketchup oozing out both sides mixing with your wonderful chili.
Oh you look so good!

Acid indigestion.
You don't look quite so good.
Gaseous stomach.
You look worse.
Heartburn. Nausea. Pain.
You bad bad chili dog.

When tomorrow comes I will want you again.
Why, O why do you torment me so?
Because...
Oh you look so good!

2007.06.07 20:15
Score: None

Revenge of the Beef Stick

by scbarber

Growl, gurgle, inflate and pain.
You shall suffer again and again.

Do not eat me
unless you wish
to wish and wish you were a fish!