2007.03.23 00:05
Score: None

An Ode to Desktop Tower Defense

by scbarber

Pellet Tower, Pellet Tower!
Squirt!
Pellet Tower.

Kill those creeps.
Kill them dead.
Beware the fliers.

5000 points? I can beat that.
Woah, were did my day go?
I still need to catch up!

Dart Tower? No way!
Frost Tower? Maybe.
Oh no! The flying bosses!

There goes my day.

2007.04.02 19:26
Score: None

To Kill an Office Worker

by englishw

Clock is ticking.
Stapler. Ouch!
Pinata. Ouch!
Another Stapler. Ouch!
Copy machine. Ouch!
Office chair...no action.

Time running low.
Hairspray...no action.
Lighter. Hairspray. Ouch!
Co-worker. Ouch!
Scissors. Ouch!
Fall to the floor.

Blood pool. I win!

2007.09.13 20:38
Score: None

Retro Gaming

by scbarber

Left! Right! A! B!
Up-down-up-down.
Left, left, left!
Ah SNES, how I don't miss your ROM.