To the Thing Known as a Chili Dog

Arteries hardening.
Stomach revolting.
Heart stopping.
Mouth watering.
Bliss, Nirvana, or Shock?

Chili Dog on a Thursday

Oh you look so good!
The light seems to roll over each sause covered bean.
Oh you look so good!
Ketchup oozing out both sides mixing with your wonderful chili.
Oh you look so good!

Acid indigestion.
You don't look quite so good.
Gaseous stomach.
You look worse.
Heartburn. Nausea. Pain.
You bad bad chili dog.

When tomorrow comes I will want you again.
Why, O why do you torment me so?
Because...
Oh you look so good!

Chili Dog Love

This is a love song about a chili-dog . . .
oh so juicy . . .
plump and spicy!
la-la-la-la *barf*