Carcassonne - I'm a Farmer

Whoopie!
Look at me!
I'm a farmer!
I'm a farmer!
Nyah! Nyah!
I WIN!!!!

Carcassonne - My City

I claim this city in the name of Red!
Huzzah!
Take that foul demon --
Wha? You can't come in here.
Wait.
No.
Don't annex my city fragment
into yours.
This is MY pennant!

Carcassonne - Too Much Sects

Poor lonely monks.
Locked up in their tower,
surrounded by one farmer.
Let us place another cloister
nearby, so they may mingle.
One can't have too many neighboring
cloisters!

Carcassonne - The long road

Long long road
Will it ever end?
Oh look, there's a lake.

Carcassonne - Bad City Planning

DAGNABBIT AND BLAST IT ALL!
Why? Why O' cruel Fate of Tile Selection
do I always draw the city tiles
which cannot complete a city?
Dost thou wantest me to lose?
Or maybe . . . yup. This is
how we make that farmer lose!!

Carcassonne - Stupid Farmers

Ah what a
lovely pastoral
scene
surrounding this
monastery.
I think I shall farm
the land
and sell my goods
to yonder city.

Who is this . . . meeple,
and why does he chase me off
with a pitchfork?
$%*#@ FARMERS!!