Caffeine
Shoot me up.
Slap me down.
Why do you wear
that big ol' frown?
Gimme more! Gimme more.
You are the drug I adore.
Caffeine!

Shoot me up.
Slap me down.
Why do you wear
that big ol' frown?
Gimme more! Gimme more.
You are the drug I adore.
Caffeine!
Jittery, oh so jittery.
I cannot sleep.
I must ~wibble~.
I am hyper.
Jittery, oh so jittery.
I am seeing things.
Forsooth! A pink tiger.
Wait. No.
Jittery, oh so jittery.
My limbs won't be still.
I can't stay on topic.
Oooo, shiny!
Caffeine you make me jittery.
I am so tired
I could sleep for eons.
I am not wired.
caffeine has let me down.
I want to sleep
like Van Winkle.
To bed I'll creep
and rest in cap and gown.
ThankstoyouI'mtoowounduptosleep.
Iwillbelatetoworkandnotabletofunction.
Whydoyouhateme? IsitbecauseIhateyou?
Youfoulfiend. Icurseyouandwishyou'dgoaway.
I'm contemplating caffeine. . . .
To drink or not to drink?
To not sleep or to sleep?
To not work or to work?
Bah.
I'll stick with water.