Priceless Valentine

Dozen roses
sitting in a vase
wilting away.
$50

Box of chocolates
melting in their
tiny crenelated wrappers.
$45

Bottle of champagne
over-pressured
which shattered the
chandelier upon opening
sending delicate shards
of glass into your sweetheart's
hair and eyes.
$12

Trip to the E.R.
$20 (thanks co-pay!)

The feeling that you
totally missed
her expectations again
this Valentine's day.
PRICELESS.