To Kill an Office Worker

Clock is ticking.
Stapler. Ouch!
Pinata. Ouch!
Another Stapler. Ouch!
Copy machine. Ouch!
Office chair...no action.

Time running low.
Hairspray...no action.
Lighter. Hairspray. Ouch!
Co-worker. Ouch!
Scissors. Ouch!
Fall to the floor.

Blood pool. I win!