SSH
Traversing the depths, sending keepalives along the way, decrementing its TTLs.
Encryption my meaningless chatter.
Oh, so brave, tunneling through the draconian corporate firewalls
SSH, my friend.

Traversing the depths, sending keepalives along the way, decrementing its TTLs.
Encryption my meaningless chatter.
Oh, so brave, tunneling through the draconian corporate firewalls
SSH, my friend.
Orange haired
hipsters drinking
purple champagne.
(-nev)
Mean and menacing
Old and crusty
Scared and frightened
That airport security guy sure was weird.
A perfect head's
not so hard to find.
Just look for one
without hair.
And then never look at
it again.
9's.
In position.
Easy; but I'm on a new table.
What to do?
Call, wait.
Overpair; undercard.
Bet pot.
Easy? Yup.
Cat.
On my lap.
Refuses to relax.
Instead, he prefers to get hair in my coffee.
Stupid shedding cat.
A black king and queen.
They look so nice.
Late position even; I'll bet.
1 caller, 3 diamonds going to the river.
I quake in my chair.
Thankfully, the final diamond is checked down.
I win a meager pot.
Keep the car running
There's grit in my coffee.
Give me more ham.
Poem?
Long long road
Will it ever end?
Oh look, there's a lake.
These colors hurt eyes
Blue and green and orange also
My theme ftw!