Cat snot on a window

Cat snot
dots
on my
windows.
BILL GATES!!!

Boogers on a window

BOOGERS!
on a window
sliding down
leaving a trail
of snot.

A Wednesday Afternoon

I feel like I'm swimming through tar.
Like an aged dinosaur.
Too tired to lift his head.
I drown in the tar,
of my own decomposition.

FATE

Marooned Macaroon

It'll be all too soon
for a maroon macaroon
to be marooned
on a doomed
spoon.

2009

Happy
year.new()!
>> syntax error

Propaganda

Please, don't believe in the Love Propaganda,
'Happy love' is as senseless as 'civilised Uganda'.

The angst of a left-over Christmas gingerbread man (with gumdrop buttons!)

BITE ME!

Driver.count()++

Pregnant.
A bun, in the oven.
This is the state
she is Driven to.

A new Driver,
but unlicensed.
Insurance?
Bah!

Congrats!
Sleep is overrated,
but Dadness is underrated.

Gooden lucken
you silly man.
Five kids is more than
forefathers you know.

Boo Rolls

O kitty with sheen
When ere entering my homestead
You roll on the ground
Collecting leaves

I must then brush off
That which you collect
Why add complexity
To our respective lives?

A Welcome Pain

Sitting at home
relaxed.

Shopping in
an empty
store,
whilst a dear friend
writhes in the
agony of Eve's
curse.

She arrived
but is a
little out of
focus,
grainy, and
upside down?

Try again? (Y/n)

Congratulations,
felicitations,
welcome to life
kid.