Monday
Your weekend is over.
My weekend is over.
Sadness has arrived.
Monday.

Your weekend is over.
My weekend is over.
Sadness has arrived.
Monday.
Cat snot
dots
on my
windows.
BILL GATES!!!
BOOGERS!
on a window
sliding down
leaving a trail
of snot.
I feel like I'm swimming through tar.
Like an aged dinosaur.
Too tired to lift his head.
I drown in the tar,
of my own decomposition.
FATE
It'll be all too soon
for a maroon macaroon
to be marooned
on a doomed
spoon.
Happy
year.new()!
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Please, don't believe in the Love Propaganda,
'Happy love' is as senseless as 'civilised Uganda'.
BITE ME!
Pregnant.
A bun, in the oven.
This is the state
she is Driven to.
A new Driver,
but unlicensed.
Insurance?
Bah!
Congrats!
Sleep is overrated,
but Dadness is underrated.
Gooden lucken
you silly man.
Five kids is more than
forefathers you know.
O kitty with sheen
When ere entering my homestead
You roll on the ground
Collecting leaves
I must then brush off
That which you collect
Why add complexity
To our respective lives?